“Derision left me a bit deaf in my right ear … all my other ears are alright…”
“Apparently it’s really sunny today … it’s just that you can not see the sun because of the fog …”
Q: Do you know where the Magic Kingdom is?
A: Is it inside your head?
Q: Apparently it is near Bonga Wonga land …
A: In that case, it is on the other side of the lake.
“Idiom was my secondest favourite band … my firstest was GloryHammer …”
“I do not remember last night … but I must have liked a band called “Trdgrussf” … because I wrote that name on my arm…”
Reported by © Neil Mach 2014
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